January 2009
90 posts
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised...”
– Emo Philips (via poortaste) (via catchakat)
I can’t stop laughing
December 2008
6 posts
If i see another chick with nappy ass taco meat...
simplyimperfect:
I mean really get a fucking perm. I know times are hard but damn. You are defeating the purpose of a weave.
OMG, don’t you hate when chicks take care of weave better then they own, I’m like foreelllllssss. You might as while go natural.
two wrongs make a left.
iammattjordan:
(via martinis-in-a)
So does 4 wrongs, make a right???
“Sexy called and said they want nothing to do with you”
– random person in downtown San Diego
I'm sick of the radio.
javisjohnson:
Seriously, if I hear Arab Money or Pop Champagne one more time…
*sigh*
I feel ya, I find myself saying pop champagne at the most awkward times.
